he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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