And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
