I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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