You surviving the open bar?
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the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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