Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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