Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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