So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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