try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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