belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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