If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
