matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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