Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i will never coherently bang her
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
