The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
