stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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