When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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