Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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