I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Pappa wants mamma naked
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize