He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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