I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
i need to put some appletini on your dick
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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