you're like a bully in the Christmas story
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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