I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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