the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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