Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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