I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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