Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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