she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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