just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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