I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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