Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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