So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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