isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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