I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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