that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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