For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
i think im in europe. pls send help
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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