What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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