I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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