What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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