Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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