The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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