I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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