dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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