VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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