do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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