I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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