so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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