I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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