You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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