i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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