So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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