I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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