you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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