I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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