My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
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I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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