Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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