I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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